An Essay and a Personalized Song

from Mental Crutch

Mental Crutch is offering a once-in-a-lifetime deal! For the low price of only FOUR DOLLARS(please give more, plus 1 dollar shipping because we want to drain your money as much as possible(Or more if you're in some shitty foreign country)) we will write you a HANDWRITTEN essay on a random topic of our choice, mail it to your house, and write a PERSONALIZED SONG about you(Since we receive your name and address when you purchase something). Please respond

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edition of 20 
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